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If youve ever wondered how to become a Rockstar,..

If youve always wanted to play in a national Rockband - but only ever
learned to play air guitar,..

If youve ever had posters on your wall of your music Idols and jumped
on your bed pretending to be on stage until your parents had you
committed or presribed ritalin,..

Then maybe you should read the nearly satirical, nearly hilarious, and
nearly true:

So you wanna be a Rockstar?
A step by step guide to realizing your RockStardom dreams.

Its at http://szornes.blogspot.com

Or.. dont.