GUITAR BOARD

> If youve ever wondered how to become a Rockstar,..
>
> If youve always wanted to play in a national Rockband - but only ever
> learned to play air guitar,..
>
> If youve ever had posters on your wall of your music Idols and jumped
> on your bed pretending to be on stage until your parents had you
> committed or presribed ritalin,..
>
> Then maybe you should read the nearly satirical, nearly hilarious, and
> nearly true:
>
> So you wanna be a Rockstar?
> A step by step guide to realizing your RockStardom dreams.
>
> Its at http://szornes.blogspot.com
>
> Or.. dont.